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How to be popular in DA? by MySweetQueen How to be popular in DA? by MySweetQueen

Siento que esto no sea un dibujo, pero la idea vino a mi cabeza en forma de esquema y asi la he representado.

La idea es que para ser popular, o tienes talento y vision o enseñas las tetas (cabe aclarar que "enseñar las tetas" no es hacer desnudos artisticos bonitos, sino simplemente ponerte delante de la camara y dar comienzo al despelote), y queria que en la parte de "sabes dibujar? si" hubiera que seguir muchos pasos, invertir esfuerzo y tener buenas ideas, mientras que en "no" solo basta con enseñar carne para conseguir miles de favs

por que no he puesto la opcion de "enseña tu pene"? porque no son populares, no es que este esquema sea sexista, es que aun no he visto ningun hombre desnudo en la pagina frontal de DA (y espero no verlo nunca, a menos que la foto sea mejor que el modelo)

He excuido como veis la posibilidad de ser popular haciendo fotos en general, pero he hecho esto por un flash que se me ha venido a la cabeza y tampoco queria liarme mucho
y en el apartado de "si" teneis algunos consejos rapidos para subir rapido las visitas^^

espero que os resulte gracioso!
I feel that this is not a drawing but the idea came to my head in outline and so I have represented.

The idea is that to be popular, or you have talent and vision or teach the teats (he explained that "show your tits" is not nice to do nudes, but simply put in front of the camera and to start the mess), and wanted to on the part of "know drawing? if" we had to follow many steps to invest effort and have good ideas, while "no" just enough to show flesh to get thousands of favs

why do not I have the option to "show your penis? because they are popular, this scheme is not sexist, is that I have not seen any naked man on the front page of DA (and I never see it, unless the picture is better than the model)

I have excuses as you see the possibility of taking pictures in general popular, but I've done this for a flash that I have come to the head and not much wanted liarme
and point of "if" you have some quick tips to increase visits fast ^ ^

I hope you find it funny!
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SpetsnazKaz Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Don't forget wolves. Lots of wolves. :trollface:
MySweetQueen Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014
right :D
SpetsnazKaz Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Exactly~ :o
10zillionpoints Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013
Guess what? I need help improving.
WTHappened Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Student Interface Designer
funny but true
Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
KatrinaTheLamia Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Professional General Artist
I've been closely viewing my general views counts on my page.

It honestly seems that there is a point where artwork seems to merit the same response as posting pictures of my naked chest.

Currently, posting pictures of my tits, in about a range of six images, merits the same amount of increase in page views as doing up six decent images and submitting them to a whole slew of groups.

What is more, the six decent images can be used to gain traffic roughly proportional to being one fourth of what would garner them in various groups.

So... decent image will be x (as it appears to be the smallest unit form)

If we wait one day, before group submissions: it is 5x. If I post nudes... it is 4x.

This appears to be how the general ceiling of images submissions work. Getting to the ceiling has:

Increasing traffic:
* For every month you post artwork generally every day, you have one more view on your general daily views thing. This is moved after the six month mark where this increase doubles. Twelve month mark (of regularly posting artwork every day) increases it thrice. Making it go 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18, 21, 24, 27, 30, 33, 36 for how much traffic can be expected for daily page views.

This increase does die down if you do not regularly post... but it is at a rate of how many weeks you do not regularly post.

This "boost" is to be viewed as a "low frequency" wave. Meaning, it will take a while to curve down... even if it takes a while to curve upwards.

* Posting in a group, will generally gain you a spike that is 4x your usual traffic. This spike will often modify your general daily views for roughly a week afterwards. Giving an additional amount of views roughly similar to half your usual page views again.

* Sharing artwork on Pinterest and Tumblr... give a minor boost on page views. Likely related to how many people follow your account, and are online when it appears on their feed. For me, this boosts it by 1/5 my Tumblr followers when it appears on the queue.

* With posting naked bewbs, it appears to end up working as roughly based on how many pictures and how generally attractive the person looks in them. Post less pictures, traffic decreases. Post more, traffic is a much higher boost. Also, at first I mistakenly thought this boost the traffic about three times as much each time pictures are posted. However, I re-evalutated based on how many images were being posted, and have found it is closer to a 1+(1/3), increase each time naked tits is posted.

* Comment on various things you see. Well, with proper spelling and grammar. This will draw people into your page. (Haven't properly explored this)

* Journal entries do a wonderful job in also keeping page views up. (Haven't properly explored this)

* Forum posts will give a spike. (Haven't properly explored this)


In the case of artwork, there are various items that can generally increase the views a lot more... making them much more popular than the naked tits.

* Slutty fashion designs. Something that generally creates a way to wear something, that takes the rule of wearing clothing, and completely ignores the spirit of it.
* Tentacle rape... seriously... those are insanely popular
* Vore images. Again, this easily tops naked breasts for traffic it generates
* Transgendered Males... that is people who are born women, going through HRT/SRS to transition into being males.
* Blood, Gore and Gorn... boosts up interest by an insane amount.
* Futanari.
* Cross Dressing guys.

Essentially, if you draw a futanari in slutty fashion, a cross dressing guy and a Transmale get tentacle raped then eated in a bloody fashion... there is no chance pictures of naked breasts can compete with that for how much it generates views.

Usually the quality of the image does not even need to properly be there, for something like this to compete with naked breasts insanely well.


Note on how and why I did this:

I kind of thought this was a silly complaint, made by people who generally were just guessing, without double checking the numbers.

I did this on my own profile, as setting up a second profile for just bewb images, would just have that profile banned in merely a couple months. As posting artwork seems to create a more long lasting account.

I would control when I was posting artwork, bewbs and posting to groups... to watch how it generally affected my general page view count, and various other random statistics.

I've gone over the numbers... this does not appear to actually be the case. Quality artwork will always out do naked breasts. And there is a set of traits in artwork that will produce more results than naked breasts.
vitorleone13 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Student General Artist
Have people who draw very well here, and it's not popular, that's sad.
MarieTaylor Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Don't care what other people said, this is pretty much true :P
Hilarious! :D
MySweetQueen Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012
Kishex-Nevarx Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Student Digital Artist
This isn't funny at all. Yeah, 'cuz if I can't draw, I have to show my breasts to get famous. Like showing you boobs is the ONLY FUCKING OPTION here. >_>
RMXTrailMix Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2012
(o)(o) ◄ There; my comment is automatically popular now.
rand42 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
FAIL!!! Deviantart is more than drawing and boops.
VampirateLycan Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012
*cough* ahem, excuse me, not all of us can draw. I really can't draw, but I will never show my boobs on DA, never! I decide to write instead, I'm not overly fantastic at that either but meh, some are popular through the story and poem genres.

I'm sorry, I know you tried to be funny, ultimately it didn't work, I do however have to agree with the amount of naked/half-naked woman are thrown all over the DD and the front page.

Sorry for the rant and thank you for reading. :D
Konkyz Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2012  Student
remove " show your boobs " and replace it with " create 2 minute stamp about showing boobs " instead :) thats what frontpage is all about nowadays!
Dekler Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Do you have boobs?

Regardless of the answer, take a picture of Danbo looking sad.
Yerdian Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Wooo, you always have these great concepts! I like you!
MySweetQueen Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2012
thanks a lot^^
deidaraawesomeness Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You forgot writers. I am offended.
MySweetQueen Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012
is too difficult to be popular being a writter, that's why I didin't mention them
deidaraawesomeness Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
wrong. :/
Whozawhatcha Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It is difficult to be popular being a writer on DA (says one who knows) and that's why most writers on DA also have a Fanficiton.Net account.

I like this, a very interesting take on things (and for one possible fact, true to an extent) and it got me to giggle while reading it :giggle: Very nice job, I'm impressed with your works!
MySweetQueen Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012
thanks :)
Aramondii Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Student Photographer
I find it rude.... I may not be the best artist but deviantART is still a place for literary artists too!
Dekler Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Not to mention photographers.
Ranmano1fan Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
You missed writers, there are writers here too, like me.
Aramondii Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Student Photographer
ChibiNomad Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
So true!

Hey, I really love your work. I even went and a MLP original character, cuz your work inspired me. :)

MySweetQueen Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2011
thanks a lot^^
ChibiNomad Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
No problem! I love MLP and just ponies in general, so keep at it, ma'am! :aww:

Lovett91 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
agreed >>> PORN IS NOT ART!!!
RMXTrailMix Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2012
That begs the question; what exactly is porn?
ivanprz Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011  Student Digital Artist
esto esta increible
pero no creo que sea cierto, o al menos le faltan unas cosas, como por ejemplo hay gente que no sabe dibujar pero puede tomar muy buenas fotos o arte digital y hay quienes son muy buenos escribiendo
y realmente no se porque pero he encontrado que muchas veces las mujeres que enseñan carne en seguida tienen un buen de fans mientras que a veces hay unas que enseñan lo mismo, la misma calidad de fotos y a veces hasta tienen mejor cuerpo y lo unico que consiguen es gente llamandolas zorras o "camwhores" y criticandolas
de verdad no entiendo en base a que funciona, a lo mejor solo es suerte
Mehf Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2011
yup. Pretty much.
coloredbody Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2011
haha :-) true
Stich83 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2011
That's not true... I'm a man, and if a show my boobs, this can't really make me popular at all. :P
towson Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Then show your hot package, man. Exact same theory though.
ahemka Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011   General Artist
I think we have the proof of it these days with the front page of DA ( I mean, more than other times) with a big breasted redhead from canada -_-

for the "skilled" persons, There is some example which shows your only 90% right ^^ (haha not so bad :p)
LiensriiLovely Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011
I wish I could understand your description =D
But it's very hard to gather what you're saying. But all and all unfortunately this has been proven time and time again.
abefire Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011
Look up John Baldessari, and his early text paintings. You will find a similar sentiment from his work but it is covering a wider audience of art.
xXStorefrontXx Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Metroplex-10 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2011
I believe I will not be popular, as I suck at drawing :(
Creo que no seré popular, dado que soy malo dibujando :(
Miera42 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011
XD i did....i was like like "sounds like either work to be good or show EVERYTHING you got...which a lot of the time isn't all that good either" *pokes finger at mouth like im gagging* im all for being happy with your body, but round girls do NOT need to be in's...just...WRONG >.< wearing overly tight clothing doesn't slim you down, it will (on a lot of the people i've seen, not saying for all) make you bulge out (which looks damned uncomfortable to me, personally)

same goes with low shirts...just cuz you feel low doesn't mean you need to LOWER yourself with the rest of Society!!
KrisRay Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
LadyGhostDuchess Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is so funny because it is so true!
XRAY0128 Featured By Owner May 31, 2011
.... Unfortunately, I have seen the nudemen on front page and DD...
AndrastaRei Featured By Owner May 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Esta informacion es de gran utilidad :Imao: :Imao: Gracias :popcorn:
guidoneko Featured By Owner May 29, 2011
Muy bueno igual!
aliluna Featured By Owner May 28, 2011  Hobbyist
jajaja!No, no eres sexista, los pechos de la mujeres son mas bonitos que los penes masculinos de ahí la diferencia. Aunque solo has dado dos caminos a seguir, saber dibujar o no, creo que esa simplicidad comunica mucho mejor el mensaje que si hubieras hecho algo mas complejo. muy bien
Blue-Dragonne01 Featured By Owner May 28, 2011

How about the Art-thieves who stole every arts? For the trolls? >:[
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